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Three never-ending office arguments
I’d nominate all three of these for inclusion in the encyclopedia entry for “petty office debates.” Exhibit a) From San Francisco: Exhibit b) From Jeron in Dallas: Exhibit c) From Monterey,...
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And heaven forbid a man even imagine cleaning a toilet himself…
Katrina‘s husband spotted this sign in the men’s room of his office in Roswell, Georgia, shortly before the boss ordered it taken down. (The “…or I will cut you” part of the manager’s removal directive...
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Please clean ALL your feathers.
Paul in New York City has no idea what inspired this peculiar sign in his building’s laundry room… If only he had attended the building meeting, where the offending neighbor offered his response…...
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You’re just not getting it, Sugar
From Stacey in Jacksonville, Florida: the blitzkrieg approach to ongoing breakroom disorder. And from Englewood, Colorado…the passive-aggressive approach: related: Nutra-not-so-sweet
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Some relationship advice from your roommate
Vanessa in Baton Rouge can vouch that that the state of her friend Charles’s bathroom and boudoir is “perpetually dirty.” Oddly, though, “of all the times I’ve been over to Charles’ apartment with his...
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Well, someone’s feeling a little chippy…
How long will your slob of a flatmate neglect her fallen french fry on the filthy carpet of your shared living space? Well, if your flatmate is Bex in Stoke, England…long enough for it to be...
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Death by a Thousand Puns
Relentless exposure to awful puns hasn’t yet been explicitly singled out as a form of torture, but employees at this office in Australia might be able to make the case that it qualifies as “extreme...
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If a tree falls in my kitchen but I don’t know where the broom is located…
Savanna in Michigan says her landlord left this note on the kitchen floor “next to a tiny pile of tiny scraps of trash on the floor from dinner I had made.” Her excuse? “I don’t think we even have a...
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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
Welcome to the set of Mean Girls: Orlando! The initial note: And the response… related: Oh sweetie, I love it when you talk dirty!
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It’s not a chore; it’s a date!
Spotted by Kathy at her office lunchroom in Seattle: The real sad reality? related: You sure nag like my mother…
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Meet the World’s Crankiest Roommate
If the 21 notes you’ve already posted around the house haven’t made a difference…do you really think the 22nd is going to be the one that finally clicks? Just a thought! related: The Post-It Wars
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Keep the changes, you filfthy aminal
Co-win-cidentally, these two notes were submitted within minutes of each other. (In my mind, both seem to demand being read with a kindergartner’s lisp.) Stacey in Alexandria, Virginia spotted this...
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How to deal with a chronically messy roommate once and for all
The strategic box placement — in what appears to be a minefield of dog turds — is bad enough. But the really passive-aggressive part? Apparently, the box wasn’t taped shut on the bottom. related: “I...
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The Go to Hell™ Bouquet
“My friend and her roommate did not get along at all in college,” says Bryan in Chicago, “to the point where they were only communicating by notes for the last six months they lived together. This is...
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Signed, The Cat
From a house full of roommates in Texas, our submitter calls this “a prime example of ‘dogs have owners, cats have staff.’” related: Hendrix is the cat
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Just google it.
Heather in California says none of her colleagues will admit to writing this note, four copies of which showed up one day in the “very, very, small breakroom” at her office. P.S. As of today, the first...
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Have your people call my people.
Writes our submitter in Canada: “Of the 12 people living the house, only three do any sort of cleaning or washing up. This was the result of several months of accumulated angst.” related: I did the...
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Just sayin’ (while silently seething)
The office break room: where everything is somebody else’s responsibility. related: I am clearly too busy writing notes, so could somebody less important than me take care of this?
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The Craft Services DTs
Our anonymous submitter in L.A. says this opus was posted at the kitchen of a production company working on a network television show…where at least two people seem to have too much time on their...
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Your cleanliness offends me!
“When my downstairs neighbour first moved in, I thought we would be friends,” says our submitter in Montreal. “We go to the same school, we’re around the same age, and we both love pets. (I have a cat...
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